thranduil-the-elven-king:

if Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t get an oscar this time around I’m going to write everyone’s URL down that reblogs and likes this and send it to him saying that we all think he deserves an Oscar.

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thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

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galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

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yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

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